masshole

One who drives like a jerk, doesn't know how to drive, or drives really slow. These people are from Massachusetts (hence the term masshole)

I missed my exit cause the masshole in front of me was talking on his cellphone

by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

masshole

A person who is a total asshole and lives in Massachusetts. The epitome of a masshole is their former governor and Presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Former Governor Mitt Romney proved just how big a masshole he is when he made the MTA chair a scapegoat in the Big Dig collapse that killed a woman just for his own national ambitions.

by S.E. Nelson May 21, 2008

masshole

A hostile, aggressive, unfriendly, often uneducated Boston area native. Masshole men tend to be toughguys (or, in most cases, wannabe toughguys) and the women often tend towards bitchiness. Both take great pride in their state, are fanatic about Boston sports, usually like to drink, and don't pronounce their R's.

Some Masshole got out of his car at a red light and wanted to fight me because he almost hit my car when trying to cut in front of me. Fuckin Massholes! chowdahead townie BostonMassachusetts

by Rosobola August 6, 2016

masshole

1.ignorant person from mass. because they cry about the yankees and about new york and new jersey.
2. a person who cant drive

"red sox are the best, the yankees suck"
"jersey is fucking gross"

by massholes October 15, 2004

masshole

an idiot who thinks new england nature is astro turf,one who may live near where Emerson was but thinks literacy is being able to read a Keno ticket. When you are in the midst of a pack of such lowlifes, one is in utter amazment that Harvard is in the same state

Good God Martha, Are those dreadful Masshole types playing golf now too?

by J.P.Upswitch the third August 5, 2008

masshole

An apocryphal depiction that is complete nonsense especially of those residing in Boston. They are the slowest drivers on the road. My grandmother drives faster than half of massachusetts.

Massholes are known for low cruising speeds, driving below the speed limit, and riding the brake.

by b0ooooooo April 29, 2010

Massholes

A term New Englanders who reside outside of Massachusetts know very well. They are reckless, careless drivers from Massachusetts who think that they own the road. It’s rare to ever see one use their turn signal.

Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine have friendly drivers, and our roads would be perfect if not for the massholes and New Yorkers.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 25, 2021