Madoff your account

Steal.

I am going to Madoff your account

by Ettebe December 21, 2008

bicycle masochism

Self-punishment by bicycle, where you ride until you are nearly dead.

He had an extreme form of bicycle masochism whereas the circumference of his calves matched that of his head.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

mason dallas

Biggest wanna-be douchebag. Will give you a handshake and hug then talk shit about you as you turn around. Watch out for double first names!

That dude is a MASON DALLAS for sure

by Roseville DB January 25, 2018

Maskfish

Catfishing someone because you have a mask on

Yo that girl is so sexy
No bro she’s a maskfish. You should see her without a mask. She ugly

by Poopydelfuego1 October 8, 2020

alex mason

A badass man in the army from a couple of video games known as black ops and black ops 2. Known to see reznov and can see numbers

God i wish i was a alex mason

by Kobedunker631 June 10, 2018

thrift shop masochism

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.

My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

by Guido1 February 21, 2009