Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.

Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.

by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016