Margaery Tyrell

When you’re the smartest person in the room, but still manage to fall into a fatal trap.

“Being as smart as she was, she was the only one in the room to recognize the trap they had fallen into. Alas, it was too late. Another Margaery Tyrell.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

being married

the #1 cause of divorce

divorced guy: my wife divorced me
other guy: you should’ve never gotten married

divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce

by bbc lover69420 August 12, 2021

Marren

Someone who accidentally takes a piss on your couch, and then proceeds to tell all his friends he did it just to make you angry.

Wtf dude did you just do a Marren?

by lude_L September 6, 2019

married to the sea

The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.

"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.

"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."

The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.

by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006

post-married

Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.

In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.

by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008

Marae

A boss ass bitch

She no where near being a Marae

by Valeeguurl February 1, 2017

marrage

the number one cause of divorce

did the word stupity ever cross your mind?

by finch December 15, 2003