When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.
I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.
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Get the Marinos mug.The most racially weird city in the world. San Marino mostly consists of incredibly white people or asians (most Chinese) with the occassional Eastern Indian. Also known as 'Chan Marino'.
Person 1 - "Chan Marino, oops i mean San Marino high just got a new football feild."
Person 2 - "What do they use it for? Ping Pong tournaments?"
Person 2 - "What do they use it for? Ping Pong tournaments?"
by holla@me July 17, 2006
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me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!
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Mr. Marino is definitely superior to all quarterbacks to have played the game including the over-rated Joe Montana, which by the way had a running game and a defense to help him get his Super Bowl rings.
by Isabel April 19, 2005
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