Markesan

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mudin, drinking water (mtn dew) or coldones, and other various activities. Yee yee

Also, incest is the best it puts your family to the test!

Markesan is the most redneck town in southern Wisconsin.

by Markesan redneck man November 5, 2016

Marcos

v.
-To steal; : To take something that does not belong to you without permission or illegally

(English)
K: Did you see our new classmate? I heard he's a kleptomaniac.
R: Yeah! Just the other day, my friend suddenly lost her wallet. I think he marcosed it.

(Tagalog)
K: Nakita mo ba yung bago nating kaklase? Kleptomaniac daw 'yun.
R: Oo! Nung nakaraang araw lang, nawala bigla yung wallet nung kaibigan ko. Minarcos niya siguro.

by Pambihira February 9, 2022

stretch marks

Stretch marks(or stria) are usually caused by rapid weight gain in a short period of time, pregnancy or muscle enlargement. Stretch marks are tiny tears in the dermis (the elastic, resilient middle layer) that form when the skin stretches. Stretch marks can form anywhere on the body where the skin is stretched but they most commonly form on the breasts(for women), hips, abdomine, inner thighs, buttox, behind the knees and on the arms. Stretch marks start out as a reddish/purpleish colour but with time they heal and fade to whiteish coloured scars. Stretch marks mostly occur in women during pregnancy or girls going through puberty and growth spurts. They can also occur in men who gain weight, strength train(common among body builders)and can happen during growth. They are perfectly natural and very common so don't be ashamed if you have them-- most women and men do. Unfortunately there is not anything that can completely or permantely remove or get rid of stretch marks. Certain creams can help lighten the appearance of them but they will always be there. Ones on the abdomine or arm can be removed with a tummy tuck/arm tuck and toning the parts of the body with stretch marks can help tighten the skin, making them less visible. Until scientists discover a definite way to get rid of them, they are there forever. So learn to accept them as part of your body. Many people stress over these marks but they have no control over how their body adjusts to changes like this, so why stress? They are just scars that will become nearly invisible with time.

My mother has stretch marks on her abdomine after giving birth to two children.

by Lost Soul Swimming In A Fish Bowl April 22, 2005

Markotics

Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.

"Hey man, you should really lay off the Markotics"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

MARKOxMODE

Going to sleep like a boss.

Hey man, I'm really tired. I was at the club all day with some fine chicks. I'm going MARKOxMODE.

by MARKOxMODE May 27, 2010

Marks Run

A racing term used when a racer drivers on the low side of a turn and gets a big run on the car in front of them in a race.

Commonly used on the service, iRacing... an online simulator

When users get the this run it is common for them to yell over the microphone. "oh I've got marks run!!" or "MARKS RUN!!!"

Lance McGraw was racing the Chevy Impala Charlotte motor-speedway when he got marks run on the car in front of him coming off turn 2, he easily completed the pass.

by LanceMcGrew December 12, 2012

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.

Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016