marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

marmite

Highly concentrated bodily fluid found between the cheeks of your arse. Collected by duvet goblins in the night and stored in jars and sold internationally as 'the growing up spread'. My mum made me eat it.

The slack trousered plumber bent hard over to shut the stop cock and the room was filled with the pungent aroma of his marmite.

by Wanus Fool the First October 14, 2003

marmite

clearly defied in ealier postings...

However it must be added that as an alternative to the traditional recipie:

1 part bread (cooked till golden Brown)
1 part butter (spread quickly so as to melt nicely)
1 part Marmite (spread to taste)


is the slightly more refinded:

1 part Jacobs water cracker
1 part Marmite
garnished with thinly sliced cucumber

Try it... heavenly...

- Would you like some Marmite and cucumber on crackers?
- Fuck yeah! Christmas has come early!

by KazzieP May 22, 2005

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004

Marmite Bum

When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum.

"Hey there marmite bum,i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off."

by benaaaay November 3, 2008

marmite

1. Food made from yeast extract with black, gooey texture. Very nice.

2. Counter-strike player: |<7|S>|-=MaRMiTe=-

I like marmite on toast

by Steve "MaRMiTe" Goldberg March 11, 2003

marmite masher

Marmite masher= A male homosexual

your a marmite masher

by wildfire93 June 27, 2006