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Mattipulation

The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.
Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)

He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
by GreasyFrenchy February 1, 2020
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female manipulator

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)
you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”
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male manipulator music

A meme that originated on the app TikTok about a specific subgenre of music. The joke is something along the lines of "if they listen to this music, run." Examples of "male manipulator music" are Radiohead, The Smiths; The Cure, etc.
My music taste is what TikTok calls "male manipulator music."
by destroyboys July 17, 2020
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Cunning Deceitful Manipulators (CDM's)

People who prey on other people, to abuse them for personal benefits and gratification. CDM's lie and perform indirect evil ploys to get what they want regardless of ethics and professionalism. Lying, deceit, backstabbing comes natural to these smart yet dangerous individuals who do all that and try to appear harmless, cordial and friendly.

You are lucky if you can spot the manipulation. Animals are without much choice over their actions. They have an instinct to eat and survive. However, Cunning Deceitful Manipulators CHOOSE to manipulate, hurt, and do whatever it takes to “win” at the expense of others.

Be vigilant; It can be at work, at home, or among friends and relatives. CDM's catch you in your low emotional state. As if they smell it. CDM's are very subtle, and hide behind circumstances, so they are seldom caught. They attack you but without you knowing where the attack came from.
Cunning Deceitful Manipulators (CDM's)
Sample Sentence #1 - If someone, CONSISTENTLY, makes you feel inferior, not worthy, or make you feel less confident of yourself, this MIGHT BE a sign that you are dealing with an Cunning Deceitful Manipulator.

The gentlemen from this video link Coined the phrase Cunning Deceitful Manipulators and need to be credited. Video REF: "How to Deal with Cunning Deceitful Manipulative People"

Why I am passionate about this?

Sample Sentence #2 - My Ex-wife is a Cunning Deceitful Manipulator, meaning her picture should be next to the definition, but that would break the rules and she doesn't care about rules because of her disorder. There is no cure, but steer clear of, avoidance is your best safety-net.
by Wonka100 March 27, 2016
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manipulator

A little fucking liar who tries to make friends by tricking people into hating each other, and makes people believe his/her story to make people hate another person(s)
Everyone else - "You fucking manipulator!"
by Ski - Ski December 30, 2005
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Manipulator

Someone who is well calculated and a polished liar. Manipulators are usually undetectable, and some may not act for personal gain but for a larger goal. Some do not put other's in danger for the sake of the gain, but it is common that they do. A true manipulator's personality is nothing similar to the way they are seen by others, and is more often than not nonexistent.
Manipulators often are a new level of insane.
Linus is a manipulator, he's killed for personal gain.
by Moonbitch May 24, 2014
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Female manipulator music

If you are a female manipulator you probably listen to Lana del rey, Mitski, Mazzy Star, Melanie Martinez, MARINA, Hole ect.

Or you indulge yourself in vintage male manipulator bands like The Smiths or Radiohead to manipulate the male manipulators if you get what I’m saying.
Sienna : “hey maddie what are you listening to?”
Maddie : “ oh I’m just listening to some Lana del Rey and Hole”
Sienna : “omg YAS pussy cunt slay that’s so girlboss female manipulator music”
by Helloworldwhores March 1, 2022
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