retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

manbeardeer

A spin-off of Al Gores manbearpig. Used to describe someone using the bodybuilding supplement Russian Bear 5000 which is a high protein, high calorie weight gainer that among other things contains Sickadeer antler powder. Therefore becoming 1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 deer. Manbeardeer!

Guy 1: Who's that guy over there bench pressing 800 pounds?
Guy 2: That guys always in here throwin weight around. Thats manbeardeer!

by manbeardeer February 11, 2010

manabitch

The act of being a pussy, having a small penis, and being an all around douchebag
Also being fat and out of shape

Stop being such a manabitch.

by manabitch April 18, 2010

Management Masterbation

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

by jayray59 May 6, 2010

Teflon manager

A manager or senior exec who "handballs" or refuses to take responsibility for anything that goes wrong. Blames others. From the saying "Nothing sticks to Teflon"

When the shit hit the fan with the merger, Rick blamed his team for doing poor work. He behaved like the Teflon manager he was

by lalalal April 23, 2005

Ostrich manager

A manager who would prefer to put their head in the sand rather than deal with problems.

This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.

John: "How come Joe is able to get away with so much? Is he sleeping with the boss or something?"

Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."

by blissyu2 December 22, 2010

Project Manager

A job role. The role is to ensure project is delivered on time, By on time, this means in half the time that is needed to complete all tasks and with half the necessary staff. This role is highly sought after by people that love using meaningless buzz words to hide the fact that don't understand any words said to them in meetings. They will often been seen looking dazed and confused at their computers after spending 9 hours sending meeting requests, rescheduling meetings, going to meetings, holding "catch ups" after meetings in which you need to explain to them what happened in the last meeting and stalking you when your not in meetings with them. They think all other staff are magicians and can't understand why the status update has not changed from yesterday because they forgot you were in meetings with them all day. They live in an imaginary world where they think they understand concepts are likeable by many and think everyone has shit phones because no one answers their calls. Generally they are the root cause of all mental health issues 8n the modern workplace and will go their entire working career oblivious to the fact everyone thinks they are giant cuntasauruses.

"who moved that date forward 4 weeks?"..."the project manager said you could still get it done"..."FFS, I need a mental health day"

by Ninjaella September 12, 2018