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Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.
John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.
by DXbuddie November 27, 2019
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lewis mallard

a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.
"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"
by deadpooldan2008 September 22, 2022
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Moaning Mallard

When two people climb into a fuck blind and have sex with mallard calls in their mouth.
I was duck hunting and heard someone doing a Moaning Mallard, sounded like two mallards just going at it
by DirtyDirtyDan March 26, 2023
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