A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.
It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.
by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 27, 2013
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Friend: dude, I thought you were depressed about you're girlfriend leving you
Me: Who? oh yeah. That... I dunno I guess I have MARCH MADNESS
Friend: dude, I thought you were depressed about you're girlfriend leving you
Me: Who? oh yeah. That... I dunno I guess I have MARCH MADNESS
by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008
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1.) To be mad
2.) The ultimate Ska band of the 80's, consisting of Chas smash, Bedders, Barzo, Chrissy Boy, Thommo, Woody, and ofcourse Suggs
2.) The ultimate Ska band of the 80's, consisting of Chas smash, Bedders, Barzo, Chrissy Boy, Thommo, Woody, and ofcourse Suggs
"I've been saving up my money for a very long time. I'm very glad I have enough for Madness' Christmas tour this December."
by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004
Get the Madness mug.Every Saturday at SUNY Albany, everything in the campus center is meal swipe-able at 4pm hence the popular term meal swipe madness. Also used on Thursdays because the meal plan resets itself so you have to use or lose all your left over meal swipes.
Ashley: Are you going to meal swipe madness?!
Sammy: Of course!!!
Daina: Meal swipe madness is the best!!!
Sammy: Of course!!!
Daina: Meal swipe madness is the best!!!
by brookpatonhailie August 28, 2010
Get the Meal Swipe Madness mug.When one stretches their entire ball sack over a persons face. Sack Madness is also referred to as "The Mask of Sorrows" "The Masquerade" "A Louisville Fruit Roll Up" "The Stretch Sack-Strong" and "The PW Scallopini"
He sure knows how to treat a woman to some Sack Madness." or "We had sex last night and Sack Madness was most definitely on the menu.
by PGW April 13, 2011
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by maymadnessguy April 22, 2009
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1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. an exaggerated hype brought about by the opening of an IKEA store
2. a frenzied and suffocating shopping experience at IKEA
3. a traffic jam which backs up onto the highway caused by an influx of potential IKEA customers, often resulting in the closure of an offramp
4. a derogatory phrase used by locals in describing the traffic and disoriented and discourteous drivers an IKEA store brings to local roads because of definition 3
1. Look at the customers' faces! It's IKEA madness!
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
2. John had IKEA madness and bought a small BILLY shelving unit to assemble at home himself.
3. We should should get off of Route 24 before the IKEA madness at exit 19B.
4. I was late to practice today because of IKEA madness that was blocking my street. They wouldn't let us out.
by Theseus January 22, 2006
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