Ritalin Mafia

The tight-knit groups of academic high-achievers who owe some or all of their accomplishments to illicit use of Adderall (Ritalin). Very common in prestigious universities.

"Know where I can get some oxy?"
"I'd recommend asking one of the ritalin mafia guys. They know the right doctors."

by Harvard Business May 25, 2009

Bankrupt mafia

A truck club who's owner faked having his truck stolen for clout

Wow your apart of bankrupt mafia?

No, the owner faked his truck being stolen

by D2 unknown May 19, 2021

Maia

Maia is exceptional both physically and mentally. She is so beautiful, but her sweetness outnumbers every quality. She is a great listener, and great to talk to, however, she is closed off to people she does not know. When she opens up to you, you feel amazing. Maia is a great human being.

Why is that girl Maia so fucking beautiful?!

by JackIsNotACinnamonRoll October 13, 2015

Blue Mafia

Police

The blue mafia murders people and gets a nice cushy paid vacation.

by Grusselgrosser July 27, 2014

cat mafia

Cat Mafia is the name for one of the most notorious hacking groups. Their primary goals are to shave tokens and collect bitches. They have setup bases in all of Discord, 4chan, Reddit and possibly the CIA.

I heard Devknob and Yammy are the leaders of Cat Mafia. Those mafkrs are scary as shit.

by YammyThaGod February 18, 2018

mungalup mafia

A little quiet, a lot of fun & a whole lot of crazy. The mungalup crew, creators of marijuana seasoning & getting mungafied.

Hey, the mungalup mafia have arrived, time to start the party.

by Mungalup mafia August 2, 2019

chuuyas.mafiahat

a sexy tik toker who cosplayed Dazai and simps for chuuya. being around chuuyas.mafiahat may induce: death, STDs, irratation, and cumming uncontrollably 🥺

omg chuuyas.mafiahat is my mutual!

by nshshagehsjn March 23, 2021