Makeout-able

a word to describe if someone looks so good that you want to make out with them

my girlfriend is very makeout-able

by urisiwhdhf July 8, 2025

Chipotle Makeout

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.

Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited

by TheHuggy October 14, 2011

naked makeout lady

nerdspeak for female fuck buddy.

Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !

by Virgin Suicides June 7, 2017

pity makeout

When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.

This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.

Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?

Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.

by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009

Verbal Makeout

When someone is talking to another person in a way that would be making out if they were in physical contact. Sweet talking someone because you can't makeout at the moment.

Dude, did you see the way Alexis was talking to Brian? It was totally Verbal Makeout.

by mayabearrrrrrr July 20, 2009

Technicolor Makeout

When you vomit into your partners mouth, or anywhere on his/her body, and you proceed to make out, passing the fluids back and forth between your bodies either through the mouth, or touching each others body.

Last night, my boyfriend and I had an amazing technicolor makeout scene

by Jimmy Ray February 6, 2004

Mountain Dew makeout

when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.

Who wants to Mountain Dew makeout with me?

by Spicy Meatball December 14, 2010