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mailman

people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.
"your family will die in 5 seconds"

son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies

friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.

son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022
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Craig The Mailman

Dantdm’ s mailman from 2013-2016 that always hisses.
by Ahadi2011 July 3, 2025
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OG mailman

A demon that lerks among discord servers for his next victim-This demon he goes by the name of mailman he’s a so called “menace” he enjoys the misery of others around him.
Og mailman was a menace
by Idkbludidc May 20, 2023
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