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MaGGoT

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Maggot (n): a name used to degrade somebody, generally used in the military. Used by somebody of higher rank to degrade and/or humiliate somebody of lower rank.

Maggot (n): a worm like creature, fly larvae.

MaGGoT (n): A hard core fan of the band SlipKnoT, coined by the drummer of SlipKnoT Joey Jordison.

note: the word maggot does not mean to get really hammered or to drink excessivly the correct spelling for that term is maggit (with an i not o).

note: for definition number three that is it that's all a MaGGoT is in relation to SlipKnoT no more, no less.
Drill sergeant: Drop and give me twenty maggot!

Recruit: Sir yes sir!

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Person one: Gross that apple is covered in maggots.

Person two: yeah gross.

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MaGGoT: I really enjoy listening to the band SlipKnoT.
by the real maggit May 7, 2010
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Maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals
Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two pease, more like!!!
by Honeybunch August 24, 2006
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Camera Maggot

a person who can't resist spewing any sort of drivel when a camera is close by, including bloated self-importance, blatant self aggrandizement, and of course an obvious lack of command of syntax or communication skills.
Every Michael Jackson news report, where his "friends", the camera maggots, have to make a statement. Any other untimely celebrity death where a large number of camera maggots come creeping out of the woodwork.
by yknti July 3, 2009
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FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.
Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.
by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013
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Swamp Maggot

A term used in the south to describe a person who is completely disgusting, has no morals, continually lies and feasts off of being on a power trip or on drama. Usually speaks in lies and deception
Hey! Your boss is absolutely a Swamp Maggot!
by TheRepoGuy80 September 11, 2018
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maggot plunge

When someone puts their unerect penis into the womens fajjwutti and it wiggles about like a maggot in water
Here comes the maggot plunge.
by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006
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meat maggot

On rare occassions, a peculiar thing happens where after leaving a McDonald's sandwich in your car for an extended period of time, the meat turns into maggots.

Although most would have you believe that maggots hatch from eggs laid by flies, this is false.
Recent studies by wades have proven that maggots are a product of spontaneous generation and in fact form themselves from organic matter; in this case, meat.

There are many types of organic material that maggots are created from, however, those which form in meat, are the most frequently sighted, and it is common knowledge that they with out a doubt, do exist.
CONNOR: ..when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. A meat maggot...makes sense to me, because I'm a wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
by Caitlin Perry December 12, 2008
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