The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010
Get the Sweaty Macintosh mug.'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.
Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013
Get the Macintosh sucks mug.G:hey, wanna see a shit video?
B:yeah ok?
G:just go on macintosh4josh's channel on youtube and watch his mac book advert.
B:yeah ok?
G:just go on macintosh4josh's channel on youtube and watch his mac book advert.
by manny12345 October 21, 2011
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When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
person 1: dude I can't believe how much Mr. X and Mr. Y were maccing off back there, they don't even realize how much macs rape you, they're such tools sometimes.
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
by arandomguy May 5, 2008
Get the maccing off mug.1: regretting buying a mac instead of a computer.
2: a program crashing on a mac (despite the commercials, yes it does happen, and quite a bit. ESPECIALLY with design software)
2: a program crashing on a mac (despite the commercials, yes it does happen, and quite a bit. ESPECIALLY with design software)
1: This shiny toy isn't enough for me, I should have bought a real computer. I've made a huge maccident.
2: This thing just had a maccident all over my desktop.
2: This thing just had a maccident all over my desktop.
by ErikJ January 19, 2008
Get the maccident mug.a kickass girl who loves a good time who is so awesome she is great at everyting she does. Everybody want to be like her.
by mcdiva21 February 9, 2009
Get the Maci mug.I was just trying to update to the latest version of filing software, but then i had a maccident and lost all of my records!
by StewdioGuy December 31, 2008
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