Maddy

An extremely beautiful and smart girl. She is perfect in every single way. She has many friends who are jealous of Maddy. She attracts all the guys with her impressive flirting and looks.

Person 1: Omg look it's maddy she is so beautiful!
Person 2: I'm so jealous of her.
Person 3: That maddy, she attracts all the guys!!

by MadDog13- November 24, 2016

All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.

Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit

by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009

Madden 2005

The football game following Madden 2004. The game added the new "hit-stick" feature and you only have to pay $50 for this great new game!

"Wow I just spent $50 in hopes that Madden 2005 would introduce something more then a new way to "hit" someone."

by Salchite December 9, 2004

The Scott Madden

Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.

“I Scott Madden’ed that girl last night.”
“Please teach me the Scott Madden bro.”

by ChoomahSupreme May 6, 2019

all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010

Maddy Fetish

An uncontrollable desire to be with and/or talk to a Maddy all the time. Withdrawal from such activities may result in severe mental and physical injuries.

I have a Maddy fetish for this girl named Maddy. I have to talk to her all the time and when i don't i start feeling sick to the stomach and i get delirious.

by M....C.... Hammer April 18, 2010