maskurbate

A portmanteau of “mask” and “masturbate”; the act of your masturbating with a mask on, whether as a kink or fetish or to reduce the risk of bacterial or viral infection transmission

My friend came over and we maskurbated to some porn while maintaining social distance.

by vermillionsacrum June 20, 2020

Masterbateing

bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank

I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out

by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020

Sodium Masterbate

When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.

I heard that Tim sodium masterbated over Sofia the other day.

by lenarius614 November 6, 2010

Yackerbate

to be cought talkin to ones penis

"omg, i just cought charlie yackerbating"

by supermark November 27, 2003

hackerbate

To practice or play hacky sack by oneself.

I frequently hackerbate to hone my hacky sack skills

by fluffybunnykins August 16, 2010

Maskurbate

The process of grabbing the tip of your mask and moving around your face

I was speaking with this salesman but it was hard to concentrate because he would maskurbate while answering my questions.

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

Maskurbate

(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm

Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!

by Austin Pealy November 20, 2021