Key West Mating Call

The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.

"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"

by TheGoon September 18, 2012

mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

MFTing

An acronym for Mind Fuck Texting. When you deliberately fuck with a girl's mind by sending her out of context text messages with the sole intent of getting into her pants even though you haven't spoken with her in a good two to three months.

MFTing can either be initiated, or reactionary, the former being the preferred methodology.

MFTing used in an initiating setting:
Me: "Hey Michelle! Which night this week are you going to make me dinner? I just want to know so that I can plan it out, I already have several other people making me dinner, so I don't want to cause any conflicts. Sorry I have been out of touch, my phone has been really weird lately ..."

Used in a reactionary setting:
Michelle: "Where have you been for the last two months - you never returned my call ..."
Me: "Oh yeah, my phone, it's just been ... weird"

by bosskmoves May 8, 2011

masting hole

A hole in which masting/mastering occurs, also known as master hole...note that masting in this definition is the act of ejaculating or engaging in some kind of sexual act. A clever but somewhat obvious term to be used in public to deter strangers from eavesdropping on a sexual/private conversation.

frat boy 1: Dude...Kara was such a freak!!

frat boy 2: How freaky brah?

frat boy 1: She asked me to mast in her masting hole.

frat boy 2: Nice :)

by Dr. Plague October 10, 2013

Palm muting

The act of damping the guitar stings with the pinky finger's palm area this technique gives rock music's rockiness

Hey bro try palm muting that riff

Palm mutes it

Yeah now we talking bitch

by The one who rocks November 26, 2020