flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017

Jim's mowing

The No 1 service that not only does mowing, but electrical, cleaning, antennas, and other shit.

The power's gone out, and the lawn needs mowing. I better call Jim's mowing!

by MrH.F.M.T November 18, 2018

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Shame Mowing

When a neighbor mows his lawn to shame the lawn that you didn't mow.

We should mow the lawn after pat's shame mowing

by universe876 June 26, 2017

Buck Mowing

Unlike “manscaping” this is the practice of NOT landscaping ones unmentionables, it’s the absence of a well manicured garden in a very unflattering manner.

How’s that front yard doing? Is the grass kept nice and neat?

No my friend... it would appear that someone’s been doing some buck mowing.

Oh man that’s unfortunate

Yeah, it looks like a Chilean rain Forrest down there.

by clevenger July 9, 2018

Sun-mowing

Sun-mowing typically starts as daylight fades and continues into the night. The compulsive urge to constantly eat “mow” takes over one's conscious. Symptoms include eating uncontrollably, even when not hungry. Eating until feeling uncomfortably full. Night eating.

John’s sun-mowing began shortly after dinner. He could not control his urge to eat until he finally went to bed.

Last night my sun-mowing took over. I couldn’t stop eating. I felt so sick.

Last night I was sun-mowing. All my cabinets are empty this morning.

by Stopmakingsense September 27, 2022

Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.

Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick

by Gentiles July 30, 2023