munting

nasty nasty thing, be it female, male or otherwise

thats munting

by im an orphan and have no friends June 6, 2003

Munting

When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.

"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

Munting

Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.

“Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”

by Ianmoon June 13, 2021

Munting

Man Hunting- The act of searching for and rating men

"Hey Sam, you want to go Munting?"

"Sure Christy!"

by Cleo193 February 27, 2009

munting

To 'pimp' a link or a site.

Slinwagh is such a munter, he keeps on munting links to www.xyz.com etc etc

by NotCK December 21, 2008

munting

Adj. for munter

OK. In order to ensure to the highest degree of certainty that I definitely never ever go to the same uni as you, you HAVE to tell me which ones you are applying to before I do. Then I will be saved from ever having to look at the munting face of ol' thicky here

by anycon October 16, 2003

mouting

Short for Man-Outing. When men leave wife/SO and child(s) at home for a night of drunken debauchery, the exploits of which are never to be revealed to said parties.

Guy 1: The girl's going to visit her folks on Friday, feel like hitting up the pub?
Guy 2: Mouting?
Guy 1: MOUTING!

by Nikstlitselpmur September 20, 2010