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Mountain Gorilla 

Often used to describe a girl (plain or muscular), whether ill tempered or mellow with abnormal superhuman strength that defies all sense of logic and reason.
Kagura is holding the scooter down, preventing Gintoki to speed away.

Gintoki: Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.
Kagura: I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.
Gintoki: Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.
Mountain Gorilla by jackkanarchy99 January 24, 2011
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Mountain Woman 

A woman from the country mountains where they raise cows, wrestle men, and strong as an ox as well as drink anyone under the table; however, they tend to get a little rowdy while under the influence. When they get older their interactions in the city life tend to be a little naïve.
I saw a mountain woman named Heather at the Wilkes County Fair put away a jar of moonshine, wrestle an ox, two steer then mash the button; I wouldn't want to mess with her!

Mountain Hug 

An unexpected hug primarily from a 10th Mountain Division Soldier that is given from behind. This type of hug will leave you feeling vulnerable; scared and cold; lonely and with an empty feeling deep down inside; much like this division.
If someone is a little too motivated and showing too much enthusiasm for being part of the 10th mountain Division; than a Mountain Buddy should intervene and give them a big MOUNTAIN HUG!
Mountain Hug by GOLD TWO June 8, 2013

Mountain of Smiling Bodies

An Abnormality from the games, Lobotomy Corporation, and Library of Ruina... A major pain in the ass if under equipped too
Guy: Man, I'd fuck the shit out of Mountain of Smiling Bodies
Me: Bro it's literally a carrion blob that would chomp off your dick off

Mountain Dew 

The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp
I saw someone pour some Mountain Dew over a statue of a king for ceremonial purposes
Mountain Dew by Americanski November 27, 2019

Mountain Piss

Mountain Lighting, the knock-off brand of Mountain Dew that tastes like horse piss. Often used in substitute of alcohol when playing beer pong because the effects are almost just as bad and because it's way cheaper.
-Wanna play some pong tonight?

-I'll get the mountain piss.
Mountain Piss by CreeperStash June 23, 2008

Mountain Dew Mouth 

A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.

Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.
Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.

Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.