Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC December 9, 2008

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Mossie

A person with a huge dick who is really good in bed.
Often compared to a GOD.
Wealthy and Mighty.

Damn! What a MOSSIE you are👑

by Dr.MM July 2, 2019

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Mossies

Idk if it’s spelled right but it’s basically a game of catch with football.There is one person on one side and a crowd on another.The person throws it and whoever catches it is the new thrower.This goes on continuously.

Yo,wanna play mossies?

by SexyCucumberz June 9, 2022

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Mossy Toppy

When you give head and they die from excitement and you didn't know they died. So you give head until larvae and fungi grows on top of your penis. And later cums nothing but chunky sperm and blood mix with puss.

Damn, the girl gave a mossy toppy, RESPECT!

by Daddyripper09 May 22, 2017

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