Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper November 5, 2012

Mossy pancakes

A vagina so nasty and ugly you puke at the sight of it

That girl so fugly she has to have mossy pancakes

by $$$Cash-ching$$$ October 12, 2016

Mossy blanket

When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail

Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017

Mossy Toppy

When you give head and they die from excitement and you didn't know they died. So you give head until larvae and fungi grows on top of your penis. And later cums nothing but chunky sperm and blood mix with puss.

Damn, the girl gave a mossy toppy, RESPECT!

by Daddyripper09 May 22, 2017

Mossy Jaw

Mossy jaw is a woman's vagina.(Southern slang)

I'm gonna get me some "Mossy Jaw" tonight!

by Burdur December 30, 2018

Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

Mossy Boulders

One’s hairy nuts that are in desperate need of a lineup.

1.Damn bro… I got myself some Mossy Boulders
2. OMG… Did you hear Jake has some Mossy Boulders?!?

by TSM_NuttSacc September 18, 2021