Morganated

To steal a joke

Hey that is my joke! Wow, I got Morganated

by SmallishSkins9 May 28, 2015

Piers Morgan handshake

Unsolicited groping of the buttocks.

"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."

by Herassment May 17, 2009

Malena morgan

The sexiest fuckin goddess pornstar that i jack off to twice a day

Dude1-did u see maleina morgan's new video

Dude2-on it right now, pass me that lotion and paper towel and get the fuck out of my office

Dude1- uhh so tired i was up till midnight jacking off to malena morgan'snew video

Dude2- Why the fuck dident u text me i would of took a sick day jackin to her

by True advice May 21, 2015

a male morgan

Morgan is a name for a guy who's talented with music and listens to it a lot. They are funny and love to joke around on the outside but on the inside they have something they are dying to telling someone. They seem annoying at first but if you get to know them - they could make your world shine. They are handsome and are generally laid back. If you need something and they love you - they'd be happy to give you the world. They always have a secret admirer. They have a big heart, they just need someone to come care for it.

A male Morgan

"Hey have you seen Morgan? We have band rehearsal"
"Yes, he was helping --------- with carrying some large bags a few moments ago"
"He's so caring, he couldn't say no"
"Yano I think I'm in love with him"
"Go for it!!!!"

by Blueeyes101 January 9, 2017

morgan freeman's voice

Morgan Freeman's voice is by far the sexiest voice in the entire universe.

Morgan Freeman's voice is godlike.

by FBIsurveillanceVan January 16, 2016

Captain Morganing

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

by merulian August 19, 2008

Morgantown

True Fact: Morgantown drinks 1% of Anheuser-Busch's alcohol sales every year. Enough said.

The only place where drinking and driving, burning couches in the street, and tearing out your own teams goal post when they kick Big East Ass is legal.

by WVU Axeman December 27, 2003