Mooch

Someone who expects to be provided with everything for free and have tantrums or attitude problems when they are denied.

I stopped buying him free drinks and then he proceeded to have a conniption on me -- what a mooch!

by TarGlobe September 3, 2018

Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.

"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"

by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017

mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by 420XD August 1, 2017

Mooch

A medium height half white half malasian female with shoulder length straightish VERY dark brown thicc hair. She is not as thicc as her hair

Wow Soleia is such a mooch

by Toesonmy_foot July 2, 2019

mooch

someone who takes everything for free and makes you buy stuff and takes things from you

hey do you know jackie quinn?

yea hes a mooch!!!!!~

by BALL54k March 14, 2011

mooch

See bree gilbert. Also, one who wants to try every single thing you are eating or drinking.

I couldn't enjoy my dinner today because bree was mooching off of me the whole time I was trying to eat.

by xxpaiig3x August 19, 2009

mooch

to "hang out" with a group of friends

"lets go mooch"

by Russ September 14, 2003