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Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)
My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.
by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014
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Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.
I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.
by PantyRader November 27, 2012
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Minneapolis'd

To mess things up in the most uncaring way possible through incompetence and ignorance.
I thought he just fucked up, but he really Minneapolis'd up the situation.
by Nerd weasal August 3, 2011
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Minneapolis Police

The drunkest people ever
Person: "Why did the Minneapolis Police arrest George Floyd? He was the Legend!"
by Temprista May 30, 2020
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minneapolis meatgrinder

when you grind your meat in the pussy as though it were a meatgrinder.
After a couple of drinks, i took mhy girl back to my place and gaver her the minneapolis meatgrinder.
by black magic March 12, 2008
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minneapolis floater

To take a dump in the back of someones' toliet, so everytime they flush, there will be brown, poopy water.
That Sue really got me! She used a Minneapolis floater to mess with my head!
by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008
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Minneapolis Skyline

When a girl bends over to attract guys with her lower back/bottom. Originates from a misinterpretation of a thumbnail on Reddit: the thumbnail was showing the Minneapolis Skyline inside a photocamera lens. One person thought it was a girl's lower back tattoo.
> Check out that waitress over there, she's giving us the Minneapolis skyline
- She's smoking hot!
by MS Reddit September 5, 2013
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