mibson

a Mibson is someone who will give you a blow job while you eat a sandwich.

Wow that is great sandwich you have may I give you a mibson while you eat it.

by Trent Willis July 5, 2008

mikasashawtybae

mikasashawtybae is the best mutual on tiktok ☝️☝️

"woah! you're mutuals with @mikasashawtybae on tiktok? she's so cool i wish i could be mutuals with her too omg ur so lucky 🤩🤩"

"yeah"

by evyqies_ May 23, 2021

Mihas Flick

The Mihas flick is a highly skilled mechanic which can be used In the higher levels of rocket league to create space for a shot or to even put a shot on target.

Player 1- oh this guys in the mud I can challenge this easily
Player 2- *performs the Mihas flick*
Player 1- where the f*ck did the ball go
Player 2- he's Been sent, time to score

by Nut xoxox September 15, 2021

mikasa ackerman

an eternal ethereal goddess who i want to marry she has short black hair and is tall (taller than me at least) she is very gorgeous and she used to simp for eren but he is an asshole who just has to be saved 24/7 and looks like jesus in season 4.

mikasa ackerman is most likely bisexual because she loved sasha!!!! (i don’t make the rules i only enforce them)

as i am a woman myself i would very much like mikasa to use her strong arms to save me from titans and i would marry her and treat her better than eren jaeger

also goth mikasa is so freaking pretty

anyone who calls her “mankasa” is just someone who gets no pussy or dick and is literally a virgin who probably plays COD but sucks at it and gets carried in the game

if you look like mikasa HMU IMMEDIATELY SHAWTY i’ll treat u right i promise

Me: “What attack on titan character do you kin?”
Pretty girl: “Mikasa Ackerman”
Me: “PLEASE MARRY ME!!!”

Pretty girl: “okay” *lipbite*

by kikilovesmikasa March 19, 2021

Midas Presence

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

by j-cutter November 4, 2009

50M Midas Sword

The best sword known to man in hypixel skyblock.

person in unstable dragon armor (P1): hey man you got AOTD yet?
person in full superior dragon armor (P2): nah i got 50M MIDAS SWORD OOOOOOOOOOOOO
P1: holy shorts
P2: lol

by AryamanV2000 November 5, 2019

Mikas

A name or title given to a boy used to describe someone who is rarely found and symbolizing a unique character. This name can't be achieved by or found in most mortals. With such an over achieving title as Mikas, one with such a name can't help but feel superior to others.

The title descending from the ancient Greek word μιξας is used to label beings that possesses rare and exotic traits that can't be found in others. While envied and revered for their dashing appearances and physique; the downside to such an exulted identity comes in the over expectance of other people.

While hard to find and superior to most, they appear to the mere person as narcissistic and vain. Yet such thoughts derive from the knowledge that they will never gain or achieve this title, leaving them depressed. In order for someone to truly be happy they must be with a Mikas or acknowledge they will will never have the title Mikas.

While famous firms have tried to use the Mikas name in sports equipment to help publicize themselves. Their hopes that people might achieve this glorious name have failed with its extraordinary high standards.

"If only he was a Mikas..."

"That guy is amazing and exotic! I bet his name is Mikas!"

"I've only met a man like that once in my life, his name was Mikas."

Son: "Mom, why wasn't my name Mikas?"
Mom: "Your just not that unique."

by The postit note July 26, 2009