melvin

when someone grabbs another rguy by the front waist band and pulls up.

i was just coming out of the bathroom at school when a group odf my friends come in and brian kicks me in the balls and gave me a huge melvin then they draged me in the girls room and left me hanging on the back of the bathroom door and took my clothes when it ripped i was so emmabarassed they had took all my clothes.

by kyle f July 24, 2006

Melvin

a severe frontal wedgie. usually the result of horrible practical jokes or freak accidents.

"Man this tandem bike sure is giving me one ridiculous melvin. I got bruises!"

When you fall on a ski slope and your dad tries to help you up by putting his ski pole between your feet. (people slide downwards on hills. it's not funny.)

by Victim of Melvin May 15, 2009

Melvin

When you look like a mixture of a rat and gay person.

Wow! Jake looks like such a Melvin .

by Pat riot 1818 March 10, 2017

Melvin

A nerd who does weird and random things for no reason.

Did you really sit around home last weekend? your such a melvin.

by tommy dizzle May 16, 2005

Melvin

He is Very shy from the start but as you get to know him he is really funny and chill.
He is the one that always sends memes and is subscribing on every snap story whit the word funny or meme in it.

However he is a great friend and you will always get a good laugh around him.

Lisa: Who is that?

Jim: oh that’s Melvin.

Lisa: melvin?

Jim: yeah the one that sends memes to the group chat all the time.

Lisa: oooooohhh Melvin yeeah

by swag:) November 12, 2019

Melvin

The most awsome person GOD amongst men extremely handsome and rich with many bitches and many profit. Codename "SAVAGE"

Look at melvin He is such a SAVAGE

by "SAVAGE" February 17, 2020

Melvin

The best person you will ever meet. Very athletic and has good grades. Skinny looking and likes to have fun. His smile is one to die for as he always seems to lighten up the mood when you are down. Basically, a great guy overall.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MELVIN???

by not lying triue facts October 28, 2021