Metacom

Metacom (Medicom) pronounced incorrectly by the same fuckbags who also say modium instead of modem, cervixs instead of services, rooter instead of router, digikal instead of digital. They are the people that make customer service and technical support people laugh. Thank you morons.

Customer says: "Hey is this that Metacom cervixes? I can't gert muh modium to talk to mer compootur. Send someone out now or I will disconnect my shit and not afford to go somewhere else."

Technical support replies with: "Yep that'll be fine, anything else I can help you with today?"

by paintsy April 15, 2011

Metachild

Metachild- a boy that was sheltered too much by his mother taking away all sense of masculinity, and self-worth.

Person 1: Why is that child such a wimp?
Person 2: that's no child, that's a metachild

by EpicLithos March 28, 2009

metacool

A politically correct word for "lame" that is not as offensive to the disabled community.

Instead of calling that website lame, why don't you call it metacool.

by LA's the place October 27, 2010

Metacognation

One thing White People or incapable of.

"Those monkeys in Japan expressed signs of metacognation... Does that mean monkeys are superior to Whites?"
-KKK Imperial Wizard

by Imperial Wizard December 14, 2004

Metacorn

The absolute chad of the century. Guys that are a Metacorn are absolutely the alpha males of the world. They are extremely confident and outgoing, Are super funny and gets all the girls, Be like a Metacorn

"Bro dude the way you pulled that stunt, you really are Metacorn"

by Psysudoooo July 7, 2021

Metacake

A metaphor which involves a cake.

Metacake for nothing being able to achieve something:

"It's like seeing a cake on the table and you can't eat it"

by SuperMoko April 5, 2009

Mentacle

When you or another person is both mentally and physically disabled.

After Jason played a game of basketball, he was informed that his wife was divorcing him. When I asked Jason if he wanted to do something later that night, he said he was mentacle and needed to rest.

by DrexelDragon1 September 16, 2013