Malcolm

A retarded Jew who is terrible at rainbow six but yet he thinks he’s amazing after coming silver 5. Has a mad crush on every one of his girl friends who immediately friend zone him.

Can Malcolm come?

No he’s so annoying please don’t invite him.

by Zack0001 December 3, 2019

malcolm

malcolm is name given to voluptious men which give russians a quick happy time

some russian guy: he comrade look over there that guys quite a malcolm

by dr.smirnov April 22, 2021

malcolmism

believing in malcolm from don't hug me i'm scared

Friend: So what's your religion?
Me: Malcolmism!

by yousayfrickisayheck February 8, 2019

Malcolm

Malcolm is a kind and adventurous person. He will never let you down and is very determined. They are very athletic. He is cheeky, yet very generous. Malcolms are funny and have a very fun and care - free vibe to them. He might not show it often, but Malcolms care for you very much. He will always put you in a good mood.

Tom: Have you seen that guy over there climbing up the school?

Josh: Yeah, he must be a Malcolm! Always getting himself into trouble, but I heard he’s a great friend.

by Ambrie_x August 12, 2019

malcolm

A really good guy. Has lots of friends. Gets laid all the time. Gets in trouble at clubs once in a blue moon. Woman magnate. Eveybody loves this guy. Always at the popular scale. Has a GREAT LIFE.

You will be GLAD u met this guy!

Malcolm: Hey wasup?

Girl: Hey wana have a threesome with my girlfriend and play COD after with the guys.

Malcolm: Ok:D

by king malmal July 19, 2011

Malcolm

A person gayier then James Charles

Hey malcolm mearde said.

by Malcolm Forsyth May 31, 2019

Malcolm

A very peng guy often good at football and uses various type of skills in football and to move to gyal. He’s seen as a gyalist and beats a lot and I mean ALOT

HES NOT A WHITE OLD MAN HES BLACK

Damn can tell he’s called Malcolm I want to be like him

by Showkey814 GANG May 3, 2018