Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012
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Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018
Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced
Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018
Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced
by BaekYhun The Corgi April 24, 2018
Get the who touched ma spaghett mug.The best damn T.V. show in the world! M.A.S.H stands for mobile army surgical hospital. the plot of the show is about doctor hawkeye pierce,doctor john trapper,major hot lips holohan,farett face frank burns,radar o'riley,max klinger,sherman potter and major charles emerson winchester the third. hawkeye and trapper (later Trapper leaves And B.J. honneycutt arives) preforme meat ball surgery in korea in the 1950's. to keep sane they drink homade gin,chase nurses and pull pratical jokes. M*A*S*H ran from 1972-1983 it is one of the most popular shows of all time.
FROM M*A*S*H episode officer of the day.
Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun frank. When i got into this war i had a clear understanding with the pentgon no guns i'll carry your books,ill carry a torch,i'll carry a tune,i'll carry on,i'll carry over,carry forward,cary grant,cash and carry,carry me back to old virginia,i'll even hari-kari if you show me how but i will not carry a gun!!!
So you can see M*A*S*H* is a very pimpish T.V. show.
Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun frank. When i got into this war i had a clear understanding with the pentgon no guns i'll carry your books,ill carry a torch,i'll carry a tune,i'll carry on,i'll carry over,carry forward,cary grant,cash and carry,carry me back to old virginia,i'll even hari-kari if you show me how but i will not carry a gun!!!
So you can see M*A*S*H* is a very pimpish T.V. show.
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Crudely put, a woman who gives you orgasms.
Crudely put, a woman who gives you orgasms.
This lady here, she's my ma'sm.
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