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l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022
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B A M F

I want to buy a car that is a B A M F
by Bamf424 April 19, 2007
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A.M.F.M

Another Man's Fecal Matter

Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.
by Crunchyness May 28, 2007
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B.A.M.F.

person 1: i stole some shit today!
person 2: wow, you're a B.A.M.F. aren't you...SIKE
by supah G December 19, 2006
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L.A.M.F.

New York City gang graffiti (like a mother fucker) affirming the previous statement.
the pigs suck, L.A.M.F. Cira 1966
by emc11235 September 7, 2006
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T.I.M.F

Titties In My Face.... Famous words which were first uddered After a Visit to club 6144 and a long drunken night at the strip club. When ever you go to a strip club and you recieve a "Titty Hug" you are obligated to scream " Titties In My Face" as loud and as obnoxious as humanly possible, to ensure that everyone around you Knows that there are tits in your face.
We Went to the tit bar and got T.I.M.F.
by Chris Rado April 19, 2007
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A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.
I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!
by Billy January 20, 2005
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