T.W.M.F.T.

(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.

That meeting was a T.W.M.F.T.

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts

Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022

B A M F

A Bad Ass Mother Fucker

I want to buy a car that is a B A M F

by Bamf424 April 19, 2007

A.M.F.M

Another Man's Fecal Matter

Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.

I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.

by Crunchyness May 28, 2007

B.A.M.F.

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

person 1: i stole some shit today!
person 2: wow, you're a B.A.M.F. aren't you...SIKE

by supah G December 19, 2006

L.A.M.F.

New York City gang graffiti (like a mother fucker) affirming the previous statement.

the pigs suck, L.A.M.F. Cira 1966

by emc11235 September 7, 2006

t.g.i.m.f.f

(T)hank (G)od (I)t's (M)other (F)**king (F)riday

It's been a long week, T.G.I.M.F.F

by ettil vrye May 22, 2010