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I’m going to buy milk

It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk

He’s going to the store years later
Dad:I’m going to buy milk

Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves

*17 YEARS LATER

dad:I’m back from the store
by cállate February 16, 2021
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i'm allergic to bullshit

just another way to say that you don't believe what someone says.
came from a line in "I,Robot".
1: I did that hot girl last night!
2: *sneezes* Oh sorry dude, I'm allergic to bullshit.
by KRHimself October 9, 2004
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I’m shutting your butt down

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent
QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!
by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013
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I'm on the bus

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.
1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"
B: "I'm on the bus."
A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"
B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"
A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"
B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."
A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."
by Autumnzz August 28, 2008
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I'm an Army but

"I'm an Army but.." is used by the K-Pop community to justify their hateful statements about BTS or Army, although they are NOT part of BTS's fandom nor do they like BTS in the slightest. The phrase got invented by haters when BTS's popularity skyrocketed in 2017 because many Kpoppies felt that their oppars and uknees fame was threatened by BTS's impact.
Kpoppies: Ew, BTS is so overrated

Armys: Keep on hating, you're just jealous.
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

or

Kpoppies: Armys are so annoying oh my god

Armys: You literally wrote something offensive about BTS
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..
by shanylae April 5, 2018
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