Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.

Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.

by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019

langa kinnies

theyre clueless but still deserve love
and theyre possibly lgbtq+

langa kinnies: hey i kin langa

you: i love you

langa kinnies: thank you!

by hanakosbestieee March 9, 2021

langered

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

by pad July 20, 2004

langerload

a huge quantity.

Often used of drink.

A langerload of pints.

We had a langerload of pints last night.

by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

Katherine Langford

A gorgeous actress mainly known for her roles as Hannah Baker in "13 Reasons Why" (2017-), and Leah Burke in "Love, Simon" (2018). She was born on April 29th, 1996 in Perth, Australia and her zodiac sign is Taurus. Before studying acting, she was a nationally-ranked swimmer. In 2016, Katherine's first ever acting gig in "Daughter" (a short film detailing how women are viewed in today's society) debuted at the Cannes Film Festival.

wow...katherine langford is such an icon.

by get it together, gia May 19, 2018

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

abbreve lang

"abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.

"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)

"Abbreve Lang is sweeping the naysh!"

by Gregory Rourke October 13, 2007