blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005

social media laundering

The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.

John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.

by weyus August 7, 2011

Martin Luthering

(verb) the sexual act of pinning a girl against a wooden door, and penetrating her traditional values. (also known as Martin Luthered)

Freaky Frank: "Yo Molly, did you like when I pinned you to dat wooden door of yo room and nailed you so hard."

Molly: "Ahh yeah, you're Martin Luthering me."

by Mike Snifferpippets April 5, 2010

Music Laundering

The act of using a recording software to record music from Youtube or some other free place to avoid paying for the music. This way it seems like you bought the music, when you really didn't.

I was music laundering and found it.

by Chainedtothegang January 5, 2011

lurkering

sneaking or stalking someone/thing;especially if you are a Zerg

kyle's lurkering around, I can hear his tentacles slithering

by Brad Slocum March 11, 2004

pussy laundering

When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part

Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months

by rhinoplast July 19, 2011

lingering ex

Ex girlfriend/boyfriend that will not accept the break-up. Although they did not have any children together, they cling to the family just to know about you or be around you and have some type of belonging with your surroundings.

"Girl, why did yall break-up?" "His lingering ex girlfriend. She's everywhere we go. His mom's house, his sister's house, all the family get togethers, ect."

by noheart June 19, 2015