Umpa-Lumpa

Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.

“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”

by Mucho Mahs October 19, 2005

umpa-lumpa

Short or very small

Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.

Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.

Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo

Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.

by Pollymore August 3, 2009

Ayfa Lumpa Charlie

South Yorkshire slang term that translates to Standard English as "Half a lump of Charlie" which half of a house brick.

I was just walking past the shop when this kid on the roof through ayfa lumpa Charlie at me! Scared me shitless!

by derekson October 8, 2007

umpa lumpa handshake

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.

"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"

by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011

Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.

I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

by Adamthesaladtosser June 10, 2009

Umpa Lumpa Music

Loud Hispanic music with origins primarily in Mexico.

Check out that dude listening to the Umpa Lumpa Music.

by Comtula January 17, 2010

umpa lumpa porn

Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty

Umpa Lumpa porn is the stuff that adele watches!

by your mothers fuck buddy May 8, 2006