Lump monkeys 

Lump monkeys is a hunchback person with a growth the site of your fist on their back.

“Look at those crusty lump monkeys over there.”

Lump monkeys by Ass_hat69 December 5, 2019

LUMP F.C. 

The ultimate football team that is feared my others for pure skill , power ,and shooting ability.

Oh shit it’s LUMP F.C. we better run now 😨😨

LUMP F.C. by SAFFRONS_ARMY June 18, 2020

Lump Splitter

A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.

"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"

Lump Splitter by TheBritishAmbassador March 26, 2013

Lump Job 

An aggressive prostate milking performed by an individual with large knuckles and sausage fingers.

Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.

Lump Job by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

lump cake 

A lump cake is used to describe a sexy beast of a person or it could also mean a cake that is lumpy and should not be eaten or digested by the human body.

"Damn, that girl aryana sure is a real lump cake"

Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"

lump cake by randomlyrandombooty12 May 28, 2016

lump-o-potamus 

A manager who looks like a hippo, and is as usefull as a lump of dog shit.

Who is in charge of this cluster fuck? That would be that lump-o-potamus over there sir.

lump-o-potamus by EarlK August 27, 2010

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

Lump on a blog by fup duck September 5, 2011