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lump

a person with no arms or legs
after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'
by Freddy Fitz-Smythe February 3, 2004
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lump

A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.
Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.
by Randall November 22, 2004
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willie lump lump

someone who believes anything
by bambi November 25, 2003
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Lumps

Big, steroid riddled hard men.
e.g. I need to hire a couple of lumps to work on the doors in my club
by EllisC February 10, 2009
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Lumping

When a man wears pants that are too small for him, and he puts his package on one side of the seam. The effect this has is of a large lump going partially down the side of one of the pant legs.

The opposite of flossing.

From the verb "To Lump"
Dude, Scott wore those pants that are a size too small for him yesterday, and decided on lumping it. I almost threw up.
by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008
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lump lump

a large vehicle, usually in the form of a bus or large van, filled with people with little brains, little age, or little drivers license and car.
look at all those poor people waiting for the lump lump! Too bad they don't have a car. :(
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lump

(1) Little Ugly Midget Penis or a really small penis.

(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.
"That nigga got a lump."

"FYI - he got a lump."
by TruStarz April 30, 2009
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