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by D-man I$$y January 02, 2012
Means "laugh quietly to myself" and is used in place of LOL or quietly chuckles for people who want to be more honest or humble instead of saying LOL when somebody says or texts you something even mildly humorous.
Obnoxious: Yo dawg what up holmes
Quiet kid:... not much
Obnoxious kid:yeah okay cool i guess wanna go do some crack? I just stole my parents retirement money
Quiet kid:um... what?
Obnoxious kid: You know, crack, coke, blow, nose candy! Or maybe we could get some smack or meth.
Quiet kid: Lqtm, um no id rather disembowel myself with a wooden spoon.
Obnoxious kid: Um watevah man ima go be cool just like my dad!
Queit kid: Yeah okay do us all a favor and overdose you fuck
Quiet kid:... not much
Obnoxious kid:yeah okay cool i guess wanna go do some crack? I just stole my parents retirement money
Quiet kid:um... what?
Obnoxious kid: You know, crack, coke, blow, nose candy! Or maybe we could get some smack or meth.
Quiet kid: Lqtm, um no id rather disembowel myself with a wooden spoon.
Obnoxious kid: Um watevah man ima go be cool just like my dad!
Queit kid: Yeah okay do us all a favor and overdose you fuck
by PandasterMaster December 05, 2011
Instead of lol (Laugh out loud) it is LQTM (Laugh quietly to myself.) It is much more realistic than lol.
by Applepicker1 August 24, 2011
a more realistic portrayal for the internet emotion of "lol", however, having the keys required to type the expression being considerably further away from each other makes "lqtm" much more inconvenient to use in any scenario other than defining it on urban dictionary.
by theLOLflashlight February 07, 2011
laugh out loud to myself
by Mr.Green the psycho killer June 15, 2013