Lolphinsafetuna

Another bastardization of the word lol. Others include lolcano, lolocaust etc etc.

Will the Cubs win the world series this year?

Lolphinsafetuna. No.

by DDOGZ March 20, 2010

Lompoc

A "city" that grows depression.

Do you live in Lompoc?

Yes, I want to die.

by SadLompocian July 14, 2009

poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

by creaternity April 6, 2006

LOLphin

lol+ dolphin. An internet meme which garners attention briefly and passes into obscurity. Temporary fad.

"While your video is funny, it won't last. This website is LOLphin-free."

by Skunk5 June 19, 2008

Lumphao

basically the internet term lmfao, but since some people use it so much they tend to say "lmfao" and sound it out as lumphao

internet:
jack: hey ugly I love you
jill: lmfao youre weird

in person:
Jack: hey jill I just got out of jail lets have kids
Jill: lumphao youre still weird

by miguelstoocool4u September 4, 2009

Lompaket

Lompaket is word on Azeri which means a silly person or someone,who acts like gicdillax.Also,you can use it against very unlucky people.Synonims of this word:Gicdillax,lom and other jargons.

Ala,he shit in his pants,he is lompaket

by Rovniy December 10, 2019

lymphargic

A word to describe someone who has a disease that affects the lymph nodes all across your jawline. They will swell, become tender to the touch, and feel uncomfortable and painful. Usually spread by intercourse with a tweaker or just intercourse with someone extremely unsanitary.

Haven't you heard? Mike is currently lymphargic due to banging the most "SHOCKING WORST TWEAKING METH HEAD EVER AT WALMART."

by inexpnsive August 21, 2022