(n.) A twisted and unusually backwards thought process to a typically conventional idea.
Origin: Donald Trump's Mouth
Origin: Donald Trump's Mouth
Person 1: People need to understand that sexual assault is not acceptable
Person 2: But then who would grab them by the pussy?
Person 1: That sounds like some Trump Logic right there
DT: “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Person 2: But then who would grab them by the pussy?
Person 1: That sounds like some Trump Logic right there
DT: “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
by Ol_Granns December 8, 2016
Get the Trump Logic mug.Ideas that come from Onision that only make sense to his younger fan base. These tend to be on an extremist scale and are not morally correct. This type of logical tends to be hypocritical. To keep Onision Logic going Onion Boy himself will delete old videos that don't agree with his modern-day standards. Onision Logic is mostly used to manipulate his younger audience because he knows younger viewers are impressionable. Onision Logic is a hashtag used by MrRepzion on twitter.
"Says that religion is stupid but uses religion to back up his arguments." Onision Logic
"Complains about not having money, spends money on expensive software and other goodies." Onision Logic
"Exploits his life or one of his wives, uploads to YouTube. Whenever someone else exploits his life or his wifes, privacy complaint." -Onision Logic
"Side chick smokes weed wrong in his opinion, threatens to chain side chick to his basement right in his opinion." -Onision Logic
"*A Youtuber is hypocritical in a video* they are fake, *becomes a hypocrite himself* you all should forgive me or else you are wrong." -Onision Logic
"Says his audience should take pity on him for being suicidal because that isn't funny, makes jokes about people who are suicidal and/or cutting." -Onision Logic
"Picks on people who don't sing well, writes shitty music and bases it on anime." -Onision Logic
"Picks a fight with other YouTubers to gain views saying they should man up, says it is harassment when other YouTubers critique his channel." -Onision Logic
"Says Youtubers should keep their old videos up because it's sketchy if they delete them, deletes any videos that could get him into trouble." -Onision Logic
"Complains about not having money, spends money on expensive software and other goodies." Onision Logic
"Exploits his life or one of his wives, uploads to YouTube. Whenever someone else exploits his life or his wifes, privacy complaint." -Onision Logic
"Side chick smokes weed wrong in his opinion, threatens to chain side chick to his basement right in his opinion." -Onision Logic
"*A Youtuber is hypocritical in a video* they are fake, *becomes a hypocrite himself* you all should forgive me or else you are wrong." -Onision Logic
"Says his audience should take pity on him for being suicidal because that isn't funny, makes jokes about people who are suicidal and/or cutting." -Onision Logic
"Picks on people who don't sing well, writes shitty music and bases it on anime." -Onision Logic
"Picks a fight with other YouTubers to gain views saying they should man up, says it is harassment when other YouTubers critique his channel." -Onision Logic
"Says Youtubers should keep their old videos up because it's sketchy if they delete them, deletes any videos that could get him into trouble." -Onision Logic
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The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017
Get the monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology mug.Redefining the parameters of a situation to justify an awful action or to claim something as true that is patently untrue, usually in order to preserve your image in the face of others
Her typical Whore Logic convinces her that her life is ok.
"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."
"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."
by T Thrilla March 14, 2010
Get the Whore Logic mug.Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013
Get the fatty logic mug.1. A system of thinking that everything is as it appears.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.
Kodak Logic:
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"
by EJ5871 June 29, 2006
Get the kodak logic mug.Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.
by Matt June 9, 2005
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