Loffet

What some weirdos say when they like something. It is supposed to sound like "Love it"

OMG THAT PURSE IS SO CUTE! I LOFFET! :O

by The BO55 March 30, 2012

Cooter Loofa

Any object, rag or cleansing material used to clean a hoes, cooter.

Dude, that girl needs a Cooter Loofa real bad 'cuz she is smellin like tuna.

by Tene' September 13, 2004

loofah

Plant.

A distant cousin of the cucumber, used as a sponge.

alternate spellings: Loofa, Luffa or Lufa etc.

Bought me a new loofa today. Man, that thing is so soft.

by Jd May 3, 2004

loofa

As said by the great Jimmy Fallon on his "The Bathroom Wall" album. "...a masculine-ifyed version of the feminime 'puff'" It is used to scrub off dead skin cells, dirt and reportably rips out ass hair.

"...he has his little basket out stuff...it holds your shampoo, your soap, you loofa...a french bread lookin' like thing that rips out your ass hair."

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004

lolfagn00blol

the act of laughing over and over while calling someone a n00b and a fag, a homophobic gamer term.

"Dude i totally forgot to keep making villagers"

"LOLFAGN00BLOL!!!"

by Snow_Ice_ December 15, 2008

lolface

'Laugh Out Loud' with a hint of 'you're a dumbass'.

Bob: Hey man, I had sex with your mom.

Phillip: My mom's dead.

Bob: Oh, hey, sorry, man, I didn't know.

Phillip: Dude, you just saw me with my mom yesterday, remember?

Bob: Oh yeah.

Phillip: lolface!

by mavi September 7, 2007

LOLfactor

A measurement of how funny something is out of 10, 1 being not funny at all and 10 being very funny.

Alex tried to kick a bottle and fell on his ass. That had a lolfactor of 9.

by Parsi February 15, 2007