Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

Lockarff

When a Customer begins to chat shit, shout lockarrf and the conversation ends.

Customer: I am not happy and want a refund!
Me: Lockarff!
*Conversation ends*

The art of locking arff is a difficult one to learn but with a little practise anyone can master this.

by MmmmmmmmmmmmBooty October 10, 2019

Lotard

Lotad + Retard

"hey lotard what does your name stand for?""oh it stands for lotad+retard."

by hehexdlollmao April 24, 2020

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

locharber

a place in scotland, britan, was probably used in the late 1800's to re-locate convicts
consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william

"where're you from?"
"locharber"

by pablo/nop December 27, 2005

Lactart

A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.

"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"

by Marqueritte June 15, 2009

Lockarm

When carrying extremely heavy weight with either two or one arm, this usually only happens when using one arm, this is when the muscles either the triceps or the bicep have so much weight the arm cannot curl or rotate usually the triceps is the muscle being locked in place, while this sounds like a painful experience it is not, this really can be a forced experience and when happening the muscles are pushed to extreme, usually a tightening is felt but no pain is ever experienced, if pain is experienced this is known as an over flex, when the muscles contract so hard you pull a muscle, a taser usually does this to the muscles

John carried the garden trash which weighed 80 lbs in his right arm which made him experience Lockarm

by Dylan Rideigner August 23, 2011