A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly
ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming
farty, and sometimes
even nauseous.
"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"
"How about we
serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure
Nikki's a
vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"