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The magical orb in the animated movie Heavy Metal. The stories in the movie follow the orb and all of its unlucky recipients, as it seems to wreak havoc and mayhem wherever it goes. Its power and magic ensnare the weak-minded and consume his/her every thought and action.
"Stupid Bitch, it's MY Locnar!" (Actual line from the animated film Heavy Metal)
Locnar by Kari-Ann November 17, 2006
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A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!
loltard by craigD September 3, 2008
A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!
LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006
A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.
P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013
loctang is a widely known computer security specialist/computer hacker. His name became a compliment/insult, being called a loctang means you are an extremely knowledgeable piece of shit who needs to stay off computers before you start WW3 with your d4nk 1337 h4x0r skillz.
John: Yo did you see me boot that kid offline on Black Ops?
Bobbo: Yeah bro, you're a loctang!
loctang by The OG Anonymoose October 18, 2021
A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.
"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"
lactard by ChanLynn January 22, 2008