by BRU_ce January 28, 2004
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by Kari-Ann November 17, 2006
Get the Locnar mug.A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
by craigD September 3, 2008
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by craigD June 27, 2006
Get the LOLtard mug.P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013
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by The OG Anonymoose October 18, 2021
Get the loctang mug.A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.
"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"
"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"
"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"
by ChanLynn January 22, 2008
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