Till Lindemann

Till Lindemann is a German singer in the best band in the world Rammstein( until he is spit out of hell and starts another band). Till enjoys pain and, his pass times include whipping himself, doing it with your GF, lighting himself on fire, bashing himself on the head with a mic, and killing anyone who opposes hisband mates(except for flake, Flake is gay)Till Lindermann is the idea of a BAMF. He challenges the definition of masculine. It is actually a myth that Chuck Noris is the biggest BA in the world. Till once beat chucks ass and thats why he is no longer the main character in any movie. After Chuck got his ass kicked Till threatened to kill him if he saw him in an other crapy movie. A bear once threatened Lindemann. Till showed him the knee pound manuver, and the bear ate its self knowing it would be a less painful way to die. Till has four kids, one's mother is not known accourding to wikipedia, this could hint, that he did infact do the dirty dirty with your girlfriend. Till is a scary man who kill you if he felt like it. North Korea stoped its nuclear program because Germany threatened to send till there with a flogging whip( Bullets cant kill him) contrary to popular beleif. Till (He hates pop music). Till ist der Meister.

Till Lindemann

by digity12345 July 24, 2009

Linda

Linda means cute girl in Spanish or Italian.

Most Linda's are quiet. But loud around her friends. She is the best friend you'll ever meet. She's VERY trustworthy and honest. And most of the time gives people a second chance. Linda's Are sometimes really short. ;)

Linda's are very very smart. Linda's can be your BEST FRIEND And someone you can tell anything to. But if you piss her off enough she may be your worst enemy. Linda's usually love dogs, & the colour red. Linda's couldn't care less about shit people say about them and once you meet a Linda you should never let her go. Because sometime in your life. You're really going to need her.

person 1 - Have you met a Linda yet?

person 2 - Yea. And Im never letting her go.

by Hi_I_Love_Tacos_Biotch. November 30, 2011

linda

karen’s worst enemy

linda vaccinates her kids just to make her enemy, karen jealous

by lunarrr December 8, 2019

Linden

A name for both the male and female gender. Extremely attractive either way. Probably one of the sexiest names in the universe. Anyone named Linden is obviously awesome and hot. Especially if they are a girl.

Random Hot Guy #1: "Bro did you see that Linden chick?"
Random Hot Guy #2: "Dayuumm yeah I did.... she fine...."

Attractive Girl #1: "Did you see Linden?"
Attractive Girl #2: "He is sooo hot!"

The President: "I announce this country, the country of Linden! Because she/he is the hottest person in the world."

by A fellow Linden May 29, 2013

Linde

A crazy girl that is special

Linde is special

by Marauder101 June 8, 2018

Maggie Lindemann

The hottest girl on the planet she's my wife , her voice is amazing, beautiful, grungy, she made an EP called Paramore you better stream it or else. She owns a clothing line called "Swixxz". Most sweetest girl on earth. She's a singer song writer.

I love Maggie Lindemann so much she's my idol forever.

by Swixxie July 27, 2021

Lindhurst

Ball sacks...dirty ball sacks. Argues that he has the smallest penis. Loves to masturbate. He likes to sniggy snoggy. Huge Tim and Eric fan and gamer...BULLSEYE...NICE! Suffers from minor dyslexia. Hockey makes him rock hard. Enjoys the occasional rub down of bacon.

Hey lets run around naked and rub our asses on each other...wait you mean lets lindhurst?

Does anyone know what the sound of a ball sack is? um...lindhurst

by bungun November 29, 2010