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till lindemann

What a male! Is he a human?
Think he's from Outer Space
Till Lindemann forever
by ganimed August 14, 2009
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lingerer

One who stays around longer than wanted.
She's a lingerer, it's the block that covers my cock.
by VikParty December 30, 2012
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Lindelhoffed

Verb:

1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.

b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.
I just got back from the movies and I feel like I have been Lindelhoffed .
by Aggg December 12, 2012
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Lindebang

noun; the Lindebang - the unique type of head-banging made famous by Till Lindemann, lead singer of the band Rammstein, characterized by banging one's fist on one's thigh while head-banging in a crouching position. Sometimes also referred to as the "Till-Hammer".

verb; to Lindebang, Lindebanging - to head-bang in the style of Till Lindemann
Oh man, that Rammstein concert was totally killer. I was Lindebanging so hard I broke my femur! Can I borrow some morphine?
by sidewinder7 May 22, 2012
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Till Lindemann

Till Lindemann is a German singer in the best band in the world Rammstein( until he is spit out of hell and starts another band). Till enjoys pain and, his pass times include whipping himself, doing it with your GF, lighting himself on fire, bashing himself on the head with a mic, and killing anyone who opposes hisband mates(except for flake, Flake is gay)Till Lindermann is the idea of a BAMF. He challenges the definition of masculine. It is actually a myth that Chuck Noris is the biggest BA in the world. Till once beat chucks ass and thats why he is no longer the main character in any movie. After Chuck got his ass kicked Till threatened to kill him if he saw him in an other crapy movie. A bear once threatened Lindemann. Till showed him the knee pound manuver, and the bear ate its self knowing it would be a less painful way to die. Till has four kids, one's mother is not known accourding to wikipedia, this could hint, that he did infact do the dirty dirty with your girlfriend. Till is a scary man who kill you if he felt like it. North Korea stoped its nuclear program because Germany threatened to send till there with a flogging whip( Bullets cant kill him) contrary to popular beleif. Till (He hates pop music). Till ist der Meister.
Till Lindemann
by digity12345 July 24, 2009
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Helmet Liner

The creamy, cheesy, odiferous amalgam that forms a ring around the base of the glans or bell endaka helmet of the penis. The amalgam may also be referred to as shrimp paste, smegma or duck butter. Helmet Liner may be hidden from immediate view in the case of an uncircumcised member and becomes visible during a Ripe Banana Peel Back. Helmet Liner is typically formed from pure, unadulterated penile filth.
Frank offered up his dirty dick to a prostitute on the way home from work. For $5.00, she happily wiped away the Helmet Liner from his bell end and commenced a sloppy wet hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
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osama bin liner

guy1:dammit, were out of osama bin liners
guy2:yes but praise allah we are not harmed!death to tthe infidels!
tom hurst:could you two shut the fuck up
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