limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

lil limp dick

usually someone with attributes of being a vagina/pussy and backing down like a lil bitch... or has very small penis with erectile disfunction as well.

yo bitch yous a lil limp dick ass nikkuh the way you was actin up in that bitch ho!

by bilboe bagginz April 17, 2010

Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.

My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

shrimp limp dick

An undersized penis

“Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”

by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020

Jimmy Limp Dick

The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.

You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy

Me: You spittin my brother!!

by Dawwonnn January 20, 2021

Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual

Pull up your pants you limp-dick faggot!!

by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009

limp dick

A slang term for going "cold turkey".

He totally went "limp dick".

by thaboobywatcher January 9, 2011