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by Girls_Like_Girls_Like_Boys_Do July 30, 2018
Get the Lewded mug.Can also be spelled: lessessity, lecessity, lecessities. Anything you need that can be done without for now. Something to go on the shopping list that can wait for payday because it's not alcohol based.
by ginsoak August 18, 2007
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by Chinamaninnewyork January 24, 2011
Get the Byoungchul Lenses mug.Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.
Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
Get the Anal Lease mug.Title given to the Lewsadder family many years ago for a soldiers act of courage in a battle that clashed for many long night in the dreary icy rain. The soldier's (Lewsadder) first name was Lucian, a young man around the age of 16 who fought in the Crusades. Lucian was born in Germany and fought for the German soldiers. The reason Lucian was given the title "Lewsadder" was of his act of valor and he saved the Queen's nephew Gregory Toppen from execution by the Kim clan. After Lucian received his title he married the Duke of York's daughter Kendra Sears. Unfortunately a grave tragedy befell Lucian. Gregory had taken a keen liking to his best friend's (Lucian) new wife. As Gregory became more aquatinted with Kendra he attempted to assassinate the brave soldier Lucian by stabbing his heart with a broadsword. The dying soldier stood up and took out his sword while slowly suffocating to death and beheaded Gregory in an epic duel. Kendra came out to Lucian with watery eyes and kneeled over the slowly dying body of Lucian. As her tears slowly descended onto his face Lucian reached up and touched held he hand. He smiled and closed his eyes "goodbye my love..." was all he said before entering eternal slumber.
by Roxas Cromell May 17, 2009
Get the Lewsadder mug."Leyser" is the yiddish word for "silent fart".
Though causing a brief irritation, it is soon forgotten.
It is also frequently used to call someone insignificant.
Though causing a brief irritation, it is soon forgotten.
It is also frequently used to call someone insignificant.
"Sorry, I just dropped a leyser."
"Don't worry too much, the stink will be gone in a second. It was just a leyser."
"That guy thinks he's the shit, but ultimately he's just a leyser."
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"That guy thinks he's the shit, but ultimately he's just a leyser."
by kreindel August 5, 2014
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