lazerbeam

its a crackpipe duh

sublime has a song about it "Lazerbeam"

by Kenyon artin April 12, 2011

estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

by sB129 October 22, 2008

Lakers beat the Supersonics

in, relating to, or characteristic of a good day

It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics... Today was a good day.

by Naismithball March 26, 2011

peeling layers of the onion

This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.

"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"

by themagichat October 8, 2007

Lazerbeam

Greatest YouTubed of all time.

Bro josh gave me 2 bucks he is such a lazerbeam

by Slimeassaisian August 28, 2019

lazertits

tits that just can't be controlled. always popping out, nipples blazing. they have a mind of their own. they used to be g's, but they were downsized. they like to party. they could suffocate a man.

dude i just saw that girl's nipples!!

obviously you did, they're lazertits.

by idontlikethatbitch April 12, 2009

Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer

by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009