laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

lasterday

Any previous day within the last four to five days, usually said by small children who don't yet have a clear concept of time. Originally coined in early 2019 by a three-year-old girl.

We went to the park lasterday.

by evilsammy March 2, 2020

Lasterday

A previous day; any day that is before your current day.

Girl: Oh yea, I went to the movies lasterday. Wanna come next time?

by Thatonedramaticperson March 7, 2021

Lactard

1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy

1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard

by rileyredds May 27, 2021

Lasterday

The day before the present day would be called the yester, sense it was the last day it makes more sense to say lasterday

“Yeah I got McDonald’s lasterday“
You were so mad lasterday, Rohan”

by Mr. Finger Licking Good October 13, 2021

Lasterday

Lasterday is any day prior to yesterday.

We went to the movies lasterday.

by Mr.0rang3 December 24, 2021

lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003